fave-fight:

fave-fight:

ROUND 1, MATCH 17

NO MAGIC, POWERS, OR WEAPONS

Who would win in a fight? (propaganda under the cut)

Elon Musk

Groundskeeper Willie

Keep reading

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dramono:

bruciemilf:

bruciemilf:

Did I daydream this, or was there a website for writers with like. A ridiculous quantity of descriptive aid. Like I remember clicking on “ inside a cinema ” or something like that. Then, BAM. Here’s a list of smell and sounds. I can’t remember it for the life of me, but if someone else can, help a bitch out <3

I FOUND IT BITCHES

This is going to save me so much trouble in the future.

(via satteredhunter)

tasmanianstripes:

sailorcuba:

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

(via drekkydrimm)

vamprisms:

someone please give me 200,000,000 in cash and like 2 ibuprofen you will not regret it

(via winsbuck)

weirdmageddon:

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

(via huanted-dennys)

mintymankey:

spikespiegell:

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

Made me think of this post

(via demonhimbo)

americanette:

americanette:

i love this illustration i’m losing my mind

look at her. go crazy aaaaaa go stupid aaaaaa

holy crap lois i’m bipolar

(via bitterandrotten)

doctordisaster:

I have had it with this likescolding. “Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes don’t actually do anything” motherfucker I am not clicking that heart to give some post better ~algorithmic visibility~ I am clicking that heart to help my internet friend microdose on serotonin as god fucking intended

(via roguetelemetry)

urlocalbitchboy:

urlocalbitchboy:

Shoutout to the bitches that still follow me after I switch up my hyperfixation every 4 months, y'all are the real OGs, here’s a king sized candy bar

Originally posted by coyote-rain

Ohohohoho!! Allow me!

(via themidnighttiger)

puertohurraco:

animentality:

really wishing the best of the best for that boy

(via dergonslayer)

themythicalcodfish:

kerink:

i know we’re all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don’t think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i’d share my favorite self-care hand out

brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

OP this is EXCELLENT

(via demonhimbo)

i-know-how-my-story-ends:

God I’m a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they’re completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they’ve chosen to listen to. That’s the good shit

(via zellkabellk)

wickedcriminal:

luisonte:

Olvidé que lo había puesto en modo Ortega Cano

Him:

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zooophagous:

zooophagous:

The threat that we won’t have new shows and movies coming out because of the strikes would hit a little harder if 99.9% of everything coming out wasn’t God awful derivative schlock that you watch once and immediately forget.

“Due to the strike we’ve had to turn the diarrhea machine off”

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godwolf30:

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